So in our cottage it seems like we talk about poop and pee a lot. It is funny. I have forced the girls to become close enough to take a pee in the bathroom while other people are in there. I did it in like the first week, and now they all do it too. So yesterday, I was pretty gassy and I had to go badly so I ran into the bathroom and Marit was in there and I said "So, I am warning you, I may or may not fart really loud right now." And then I farted really loud, and it lasted a long time. It was awkward. Marit just looked at me in disgust. I laughed. I told the other girls and they died laughing. Then today I did it to Marit again. Poor Marit has to put up with a lot.
Also, Hannah R and I have been talking about interesting situations involving pee and poop. Yesterday, we were walking to the A-frame and there were some little boys with sticks. They said "Hey! We are gonna throw stuff at birds and kill them" and I was like "You know that birds are Gods creation and we should not kill them... etc." and he was like "But they poop on our heads!" and I said "If I pooped on your head would you kill me?" and he said "Yes." Hahah! Fair enough I guess. But this sparked a conversation for Hannah and I and we proceeded to plan out how we would poop on someone's head. We concluded that you would either have to tie the person down and then poop on them, or you would have to knock them out and poop on them, or else you would have to poop really fast before they had a chance to notice what was happening and run away. And today we talked about peeing on eachother's heads. Man we need a life.
Other fun things from the day include pig tails and urine-covered money. I wore basically the only clean clothes that I have left which are a pink cotton dress-ish thing with a burgundy crop knit sweater over top with black tights. Rebekah told me I look like a doll. And then Elisa told me I look like a sexy doll. Bahahah! So at supper I decided to embrace the doll look and put in some awesome pig tails over my ears. They are awesome, but very inconvenient for eating with, they dipped in my food every time I leaned too far forward. Ahhh beauty is pain.
I also got the opportunity to get an almond milk latte at Del's this morning when Johanna had to stop at the bank quickly. I paid with a damp 5 dollar bill... awkward. I guess I should let my wallet air out after the toilet incident yesterday....
After dinner tonight I was cutting the cheese in the kitchen with Miranda, Beth, Carly and Aleisha (literally... or figuratively??? You'll never know!!!) and Schnegg comes up carrying a baby. He says "Stephhhhhh Oh Stephhhhh" and then just raises his eyebrows up and down and bounces the baby on his hip. Oh man. I guess I should have told him that I don't want to have children before we got so serious! Hahahaaaaa
Also, today was our first day without make-up! I am so proud of all my girlies! Yay! 1 day down and 2 to go! It is really cool that we had our little heart-to-heart last night and talked about letting go of insecurities and such things because today at Circuit Riders we talked about shame and letting go of shame and stuff. It fit together so good! It is cool to see God planing things out perfectly and timing things so perfectly. I also realized today that I am free of the shame that I carried around for so many years! It turns out that those deliverance prayers really did change me. I feel so good. I have been so joyful for so many weeks now! It is crazy! I feel like I am finally finding myself. And I am feeling so free and so secure in myself. Life is good, man.
And Marit and I had a walk today down to the cerebral meningitis stream and we talked about life and boys and no make-up and everything. It was so awesome! I love Marit so much! I hope that we can be friends forever!!!! (Don't worry Schnegg, you can be my 2nd best friend forever! :P)
I don't really know what else to report on. I still am working on my CIR which was due on Monday (now it is Wednesday night).... wooops. But I have a legitimate excuse... I lost like 24 hours of prime brain functioning time when I had my migraine. I got it mostly done today and will hand it in tomorrow! Good work Steph. I also got an encouragement note today. It made me feel loved. :) I love encouragements... hint hint...
Tomorrow we will be hitting Taurunga and evangelizing some randoms. I am super jacked. I can't wait. I think I will save someone tomorrow!!! I can feel it...
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