Jonah Rap

Jonah Capter 1: Running Away

Yo I got a story to tell,
About Jonah. He got sucked up in a whale

My name is Jonah, but you can call me Jonizzle
God told me I should go to Ninevizzle
But I said 'Yo God, How about this:
Instead I'll hang with the bros in Tarshish'

So Jonah went and got on a ship
He went down inside and had a nappie nip
Things outside were getting pretty crunk
The wind was blowin' and the ship almost sunk

The captain came and woke me from my slumber
'Yo this is all your fault, we gonna throw you under!'

As soon as Jonah was at the bottom of the sea
The storm stopped and the ship was free to be

I said 'Yo God! I got all this seaweed up in my grill
Save me please, c'mon take a pill!'

CHORUS:
I'm a whale (what what?)
I'm a whale (what what?)
etc.

Jonah Chapter 2: At the bottom of the sea

Whale: Yo, I'm a whale!
I eat peop-ale!
mmmmmm Jonah!

Yo G- I'm in the belly of a fish
C'mon man, get me out of this!
I'm sorry that I bailed and went to Tarshish
I promise if you save me I'll go to Ninavish!

Then Jonah felt a rumble
... a rumble
... a rumble
... and the fish

CHUNDERED!!!

CHORUS

Jonah Chapter 3: Maybe God will change his mind?

God told Jonah to go to Ninavizzle
and preach that word, yeah the gospizzle

'Yo homies, what up with this?
Change yo ways or you'll be in the shiz!'

Once the people had repented of their sin,
God decided to call of the drive-by shoot-in!

CHORUS